Saturday, August 25, 2007

:D /4:11 AM

Hehe.
I am a lazy ass.
Didn't update my blog for so looonnnng.
ANYWAY.
Alot of bad things happened these few days.

BECAUSE MY LUCK CHARM BROKE =(
God doesn't like me anymore. =(

Anyway, this week....

1. Our Woodbridge mental hospital BASKETBALL team lost to Pangsai Panjio Mental hospital by 2 BLOOODY FUCKING POINTS in the nationals!
Nabei. And that was because there was extra time. THE SCORE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 54-54 D=< RAWR.

2. Woodbridge mental hospital also lost to Chibai Mental hospital by 3 FUCKING POINTS. =(
but at least they got top 4 :D

3. Left my wallet on the bus.

4. Ate a banana and exploded.

5. MISSED DESPRATE HOUSEWIVES ! =( because i was still in the hospital due to the exploding banana.

6. When I went to KTV, the microphone DIED

7. Bird shit landed on my hand NABEI KANINA CHAOCHIBAI BIRD. if i ever find that bird, the bird will have no more bird. ._.

8. My Computer wire melted.

9. Got robbed by a pair of MR HAPPY boxers which belonged to Hitori -.-

10. My handphone bill went KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

11. Got food poisoning after eating 15 tissue pratas while having supper with *9sotsot.

12. A fucking warden, MRS COCK, scolded me for writing "Geog sucks fuck it man !" on her geog worksheet.

BLAHBLAH. shall add more later.

Friday, August 17, 2007

LAZY LOSER /6:47 AM

Hehe,

sorraye people.

I AM A LAZY LOSER ASSHOLE WHO HAS AN IQ OF 2.

So forgive me for my asshole-ness and may i rest in peace.

XD

Anyway,

today,

went to go jamming with *9sotsot. XD

I was the vocalist.

Hmm, i think there were 8 casualities?

I didn't know that my singing was so deadly. :D

Ah well.

Anyway, after that,

we went to LAN

and beat up the LAN owner with a toothpick and two spoons.

so he allowed us to play for 90 cents an hour,

after christian showed his membership card >_>

Beating him up REALLY HELPED !

=.=

Anyway,

Josh started flirting with two fatass aunties who were partly the ones that made the earth so heavy,

and Hitori-kun hit him with his handbag.

Nicole took out her lipstick,

and left it on the chair, with the lipstick-thingy sticking out.

And I sat on the chair.

Yes, IT DEFINETELY WAS NOT ON PURPOSE !

>_>

Anyway,

moving on to YESTERDAY.

Yesterday,

stayed at home,

watched tv,

and allowed flies and beetles to explore my intestines.

on WEDNESDAY,

went to Juptiter,

taught martians how to do the chacha,

and drank Tiger Beer with them.

The martians were so drunk that they walked into a cupboard,

close the door,

started singing "umbrella" by rihanna,

And shouted,

"TAXI UNCLE, AUSTRALIA!"

Wow, they must have been drunk to sing that horrible song.

Anyway,

TUESDAY,

was tortured by honorary warden, Chou Qing Wa aka Table tennis coach.

my VERY NICE SUPER NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE

*have i said enough?*

NICENICE NICE NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Senior Jiehui was very NICE
NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE.

Haha.

Ya lah, JIEHUI ROCKS BWAHAHA.

Okay,

monday,

I died at about 7.15 am and reincarnated at 10pm,

where i watched desperate housewives.

Hey, even corpses like that show :D

Hmm

blah blah blah blah

MOVING ON TO FRIDAY.

:D

It was a Mental hospital holiday !

Me, Hitori, Halley and Josh went to KBOX !

I sucessfully killed all of them by singing girlfriend. :D

I learnt that torture skill from the wardens :D

Anyway,

Josh treated me lunch !

:D
THANKYOU RICH ASSHOLE :D

Hehe.

And Halley threw sashimi at Hitori's head. :D

Yesyes.

We put sashimi, wasabi and green tea ice cream inside coke,

and made Josh drink it for 10 bucks XD

HEHE

Thursday,

WENT TO NDP :D

Attempted to kill the president with an AIMS-8102 ....

.

.

.

.

.

Nailclippper :D

But it was confiscated =(

God, do they really expect me to go "FREEZE ! I HAVE A NAILCLIPPER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT ! " when the president arrives?

-.-

Anyway,

I attempted to capture some fireworks and use it on the people who confiscated my nailclipper,

but unfortunately, i didn't have anything to attack the firework people with, other than a giraffe head, some hippo shit and a big fat pen >_>

Ah well.

Anyway,

that's about it yeah:D

hehehehe.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

:D COOL COOL SENIOR /6:37 AM

Haha, the first half of my post is dedicated to my COOLCOOLSENIOR JIEHUI :D
She is damn pro at table-tennis :D
I WANT TO LEARN FROM HER :D
And she is super good at math.
I'm totally the opposite. =P
So basically,
SHE ROCKS SHE ROCKS HAHA TOO BAD FOR YOU :D

---------------------------------------/
Okay,
i shall continue my endless crapping ! :D
Hmm,
today, I..
1. Fell asleep during vegetable's class.
2. Pointed my middle finger at her, unfortunately, she was too fucking cock-eyed to see.
3. Shitted during chinese class. Not literally. ._.
4. Attempted to buy a gun but was unfortunately caught by a warden.
5. Attempted to rob the ice cream stall with a banana that was painted black, but alas, failed.
6. Attempted to make an atomic bomb out of a banana, a hairband and Mr running pig's fart.
I realise that i attempted alot of things today. Anyway...
7. Tried reincarnating Barney but failed.
8. Played pokemon sapphire with Ryan's Gameboy.
and....
9. Attempted to set a Gunniess record by chachaing with an atomic bomb but failed.
:D
tuesdays are boring . ._.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

the TORTURE run :D /8:04 AM

I HAVE SURVIVED :D
-As the wardens today felt that they needed something to cheer themselves up, they decided to make us go for the TORTURE RUN.
Basically, the torture run comprises of a long, filled with lava, spikes and slime 2.4 KM track, and the wardens stood beside it, laughing at us. >_>
Anyway, god decided that he didn't hate me as much as usual, thus, miraculously through some unbelievable crazy reason, I got first in the whole mental hospital o.o
I still can't get over the shock o.o
o.o
o.o
Anyway,
SHEENA; RENEE and CLARICE rocked today ! :D
Although Clarice and Sheena's legs were aching like fuck, they still got top 40 ! Kekekeke.
And Renee helped them alot by waiting for them and cheering them on. :D
I feel so bad. I AM SUCH A PANG-SEHER LOSER !
I SUCKS I SUCKS *copyrighted by jeremy quah*
XD
Haha.
Anyway, CONGRATS TO ALL WHO MADE IT WITHOUT DYING !
And may the ones who died rest in peace and prosperity.
Lets have a minute of silence for those who did.
....
...
...
Okay anyway,
I went to Arab street with Xavier after that.
:D
Kanina lah,
the bloody fatass chinese pervert uncle kept trying to cheat us money.
KANINA >_> He thinks that o.5 meters of black fabric costs 10 dollars.
Ask him to fuck himself man.
>_>
Anyway,
this really nice uncle gave us extra :D
Cuz we threatened to burn down him shop if he didn't. :D
Haha.
Then we went to rob a cafe. :D
It was a very enriching process !
And we almost got arrested for carrying firearms.
Until the police realised that they were just bananas under black cloth. :D
Xavier camwhored at the MRT,
and I whacked him for being a Zilian king. :D
Then we had dinner with *9sotsot.
and Josh poured ketchup all over my head. -.-
And I kicked his nuts :D
Anyway, overall, GOD LIKES ME TODAY :D
It was a very very good day. :D
AMEN.
P.s : Miss vegetable didn't come for the torture run today as she needed treatment for being an Asshole lanjiao face no cheebye women :D
P.ss : Thanks for treating me tea today Xavier ! :D

Friday, August 3, 2007

DEDICATED ; /6:08 AM

This entire LONGLONG post is dedicated respectively to SHEENA ; JOSH ; NICOLE + XAVIER :D
Prepare your 5kg bag of chips and 2 dozen cokes ! (:
-AHEM-
Firstly, SHEENA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
OMEDETO GOZAIMASU :D
Well, Sheena,
you are a COOL COOL person !
:D:D
you should be honored :D
heh heh.
Anyway, today,
Sheena was VERY touched by her momo's present.
VERY. touched.
EXTREMELY.
Have I emphasized on it enough?
Anyway, I wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and may she get out of woodbridge mental hospital sound and well. XD
May she survive the torture from the many wardens and emerge safe !
:D
And may she dance the chacha with me ! :D
AMEN !
okay MOVING ON.
JOSH !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
yeah, alot of bad things *.....* happened to us, you asshole.
But I SHALL LET YOU OFF.
because it's your birthday.
you lucky bastard.
:D
Anyway, i usually tell you straight in your face that you are a Kaninabe Chao Chi Bai,
But today I shall just tell it to you through this blog entry :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANINA,
may you stop flirting with nicole,
and may you not get a concusion from my endless whacks on your head. :D
And may you get pushed into the pool by me :D

NEXT .

HAPPY 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY to NICOLE and XAVIER :D
Seriously, when I heard that both of you stead, I almost choked on my sausage !
I thought that both of you hated each other.
NICOLE -
Seeing that you wrote "I hate hate hate xavier" 200 times on your worksheet and handed it up to your teacher,
And when you painted "Xavier sucks" on your wall,
And when you complained endlessly about him to me every single day.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT ! WTF.
>_> i am a stupid loser.
Ah well.
And XAVIER!
You pushed Nicole into the pool because she nicked your bananas. >_>
You teased her constantly and always mocked her.
You always complained to me about her.
and YET BOTH OF YOU STEAD !
>_>
the world has gone bad.
Anyway, not that I don't support it or anything.
I 1000000% SUPPORT MY TWO BEST FRIENDS ! :D
And I will constantly cheer both of you on like a mad ass cheerleader high on Heroin. :D
CONGRATS !
And may your relationship last as long as both of you do. :D

And I would also congratulate MISS VEGETABLE for winning a position in the Guinness Book of Records for being the BIGGEST ASSHOLE in the universe, and taking up the most space on earth with your fat ass.

Heard that, kanina? YOU SUCK.
YOU HAVE A FUCKING BIG ASS.
AND YES, YOU ARE an asshole.
And you know why nobody has married you, you old hag?
Because you are FUGLY, and your personality is SHIT.
And that's if I compare it to trolls.
You lan jiao face.
No cheebye women.
._.
HEARD THAT?
YOU ARE A FUCKER.
:D
And I'm happy to point that out in front of your face.

Okay, to end of this entry,
CONGRATULATIONS TO SHEENA AND JOSH FOR TURNING 13,
AND XAVIER + NICOLE FOR YOUR 1ST MONTH ANNIVERSARY :D
And FUCK YOU, Miss vegetable!

-the end-

WORD of the day - lugubrious.
Meaning - EMO.
:D

Thursday, August 2, 2007

I'm baaaack ! /7:50 AM

:D
Thanks to the wonderful and marvellous RENEE SEET <3<3 , my blogskin is WORKING !
:D
Anyway, ahem.
PUNKMEL IS BACK :D
*dun dun dun dun*
And the vulgarities too ! :D
MUAHAHAHA;
anyway.
there are new torture victims now !
Seeing that I've transfered from Lala prison to Woodbridge Mental Hospital. :D
Now, of course, every mental hospital has a warden, right?
Well, woodbridge has 126.
But sadly, I don't know them all.
Anyway, some of my torture victims which I have specially hand picked are(and they should be grateful for it) -
Mr Running Pig - The child of MRS ZHU. :D *refer to http://punkmel-.blogspot.com* Like Anak Krakatau. >_____>
He is the warden of physics and other rather useless things. You know why the earth rotates on it's own axis? Because when he walks, his enormous fats seem to push the earth like a threadmill. Round and round it goes.

Mrs Trophy - The most childish warden there ever was. She has constant tandrums and likes to say " Ni chou ya tou!" and sulks. Alot. She uses "turning of all the fans in the hospital" as punishment. Thankfully, some mental nutcase went to kidnap an elephant from the zoo and made it sit on her. :D

Miss Vegetable - She won the award for the biggest ASS in the whole of history. Even Phua Chu Kang had a smaller ass than her. >__> She is the most FUGLY bitch in the world. Even worse than Mrs Zhu. o.o
*Gaspeth*

YA LAH, i know, there're alot more torture victims. but i lazy post. fuck my stupid internet connection.

I AM TIRED. shall sleepeth. may you rest in peace :D